I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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