I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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