Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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