who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Someone signed my nipple.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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