Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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