If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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