You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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