talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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