i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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