How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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