2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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