It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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