If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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