Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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