They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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