did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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