We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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