Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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