So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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