But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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