There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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