He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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