Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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