I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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