I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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