oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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