why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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