just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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