What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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