In the future we'll all be gay
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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