Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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