Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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