But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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