too bad you live with your parents still
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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