You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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