I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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