Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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