i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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