remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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