You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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