He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My ass is underappreciated
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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