she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's never too late to be topless.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
