you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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