READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
did i just pee glitter
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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