If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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