I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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