gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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