I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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