1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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