I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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