Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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