Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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