we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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