I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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