i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
