the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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