I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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